Anonymous asked: 3,40,78
3. Have you taken someones virginity? not to my knowledge
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? because i wanted to and he wanted to as well
78. Who would you like to see in concert? i want to go to the beyonce/jay z tour
Eliot: Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? I pan-sear it with some Sweet Maui onions, all right? Then I put a slice of Dill Havarti cheese and another slice of an heirloom tomato. All that goes on an everything bagel, and I make my own garlic-and-green-onion cream-cheese spread. That’s forgettable? I don’t think so.
Pet Peeves: Men Who Are Uncomfortable With Their Sexuality
Okay let’s try this then as a more politically correct answer. Bitch I’m incapable of rating how good a man looks because I’m not attracted to any on any level. To ask that is like attempting to get a dog to talk to you?! Like why the fuck would you even ask me some stupid shit like that?
You don’t have to be afraid of knowing when another dude is attractive. If you was dating someone an she had a butt ugly friend, looking like Bennidict Cumberbatch you wouldn’t feel threatened. But if her friend looked like idris Elba you’d be a little uncomfortable. Admit it. Because you know he’s attractive.
Get over your simple homophobic ways. No one is gonna think you gay because you acknowledge other people are attractive.
Stop acting like you don’t know who is and isn’t competition for pussy.
And why does she have to be a bitch? Masculinity is so fragile.